War of the Crickets

Okay, Here's My Deal...

I am at war with the crickets that have invaded my house!! Well, my basement, anyway. It is not their chirpping...which, oddly, they don't seem to be doing any of...it is just the fact that there are so many of them, it almost seems Biblical!!!!! I know theyare just gnawing away at my clothes right now. They just need to die die die.